Cypress Small Group Master Plant Diet
3 week dieta with 1 week integration, launches Thursday May 1st at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET / 5 pm CET
Cost: $499
Limited Spaces Available
All sessions will take place via live video on Zoom, led by Lindsay Calliandra Rose
When you embark on a Master Plant Dieta, you enter into an ancient shamanic tradition that is essentially a marriage between a human and plant spirit. A Master Plant Diet / Dieta is a marriage between a human and a plant spirit. It is profoundly intimate, with far-reaching potentialities for healing, insights, self-discovery, and the sacred connection to nature. This sacred process was created by the Amazonian tribes thousands of years ago so that humans could know more consciously the magic of plant wisdom. Whether you are brand new to this process or have many dietas under your belt, this is an extremely special invitation to merge with a powerful Master Plant and share the experience with a small group of fellow plant lovers.
Plant Dieta guide Lindsay Calliandra Rose will lead an intimate group of brave beings in this 1 month exploration of Cypress. Cypress trees have been symbols of death, heaven, and the afterlife for centuries. Traditions like Ancient Egypt and Greece revered these majestic beings as chariots into expanded states of consciousness. Cypress trees were often planted at the base of gravesites in order to carry the deceased safely into the after life. Cypress also supports all those who work with him to process the depths of our grief, and to integrate our experience of separateness. He is a deeply compassionate and expansive spirit, and he loves to teach us humans the magical truth about death.
As a Master Plant Dieta, Cypress also embodies the energy of rebirth. He helps those who work with him process shadowy fears, resistance to greatness, and stories around limited beliefs and unworthiness. And he brings those who merge with him into a powerful experience of rebirth. If you are at a point in your life where you feel stuck, stagnant, anxious, and/or fearful, Cypress is an incredible ally for stepping into your power. He is here to remind us that death is a homecoming, and that our souls are always, always safe. Knowing this to the core of our beings means we can relish every moment of our lives. The wisdoms that Cypress reflects are some of the most powerfully sacred awarenesses we can experience.
Here’s how it will work: Beginning on or around Thursday, May 1st, 2025, Lindsay will schedule individual dieta openings with each participant, which happens through the power of song + intention. Then on May 1st and the 4 Thursdays after (for a total of 5 live Zoom meetings), Lindsay and the assembled group will meet to share their experiences. We will provide a protocol document outlining food instructions and specific wisdom on how to work with Cypress’ wisdoms as well. In addition to only eating clean, organic, simple foods, we will all abstain from sexual activities, media, dark energies, and other distractions for the duration of the 3 weeks, and each Thursday we will meet on Zoom to connect, share stories, and learn more about the gifts this incredible plant spirit has to offer through our vulnerable reveals.
Lindsay will hold the diets for all participants, checking in on the connection and listening for messages each morning and night. She will be also be available throughout the process for spontaneous support as needed, because we intend to go deep with these connections. Diets will be closed individually on or about Thursday May 22nd (each participant will choose when they want to close - some will be less than 3 weeks, some will go longer - we honor the flow of your lives.)
The Cypress Master Plant Diet Experience is a unique and transformative program designed to help you connect deeply with the Cypress plant spirit through a traditional dieta. Since Cypress has many varieties, the one we recommend dieting is Cupressus sempervirens - or the Mediterranean Cypress tree. This is negotiable though - if there’s a variety of Cypress you are more connected to, let us know and we will make sure it’s aligned. Over the course of 3 weeks (or so - this is adjustable as needed), you will embark on a guided journey that includes daily ceremonies and rituals, a restricted diet to attune your body, and daily connection to Cypress, either through ingestion and/or essential oils. This experience offers ample opportunities for deep introspection, meditation, and contemplation, all under the guidance of an experienced facilitator. By immersing yourself in this sacred practice, you will unlock the profound teachings and healing potential of Cypress. This is a truly sacred, powerful, and compassionate plant ally.
For more information about this ancient, transformative process, email the facilitator here.
Schedule and Registration
Cypress Small Group Master Plant Diet
Diet begins Thursday May 1st at 9 am PT / 12 pm ET / 5 pm CET
The Diet itself lasts 3 weeks total, with an additional session 1 week later for integration
Class schedule - all on Zoom:
Thursday May 1st - Dieta opens (90 mins)
Thursday May 8th - First session during dieta (90 mins)
Thursday May 15th - Second session during dieta (90 mins)
Thursday May 22nd - Dieta closes (90 mins)
Thursday May 29th - Integration session (90 mins)
Cost for 1 month workshop: $499
Limited Space Available
If cost is the only reason you choose not to register, please email us here and name what you can afford. No one will be turned away because of a lack of resources. Feel free to reach out with any questions too.
About Lindsay Calliandra Rose
Lindsay is the epitome of a Plant Whisperer and Earth ally. She’s a highly accomplished gardener with ten very green fingers, so she loves to connect with plant consciousness from the moment they sprout roots. Lindsay has sat in dozens of Plant Medicine ceremonies and has trained to hold Master Plant Diets as well, having completed huge dietas with plants like Bobinsana, Cacao, Blue Water Lily, Juniper, and many more. She’s extremely well versed in herbalism and believes nature always has the healing answer we are seeking. She absolutely adores helping people prepare for and integrate Ayahuasca, Huachuma, and other entheogenic ceremonies, and she’s a compassionate yet protective guide for Master Plant Diets too.